Google Sentences

// RULES: Go to google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use you REAL 1st name. //

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Nicole....needs to Live in the NOW. (the second one was "Nicole needs to lay off the botox" which is funny and deserves to be here.)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Nicole Looks like Your Grandma. (who's grandma?)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Nicole says she's porcelain not plastic. (breaks when dropped on concrete.)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Nicole wants to be like Paris, calls off engagement. (now all i need is a new BFF.)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Nicole does Vegas. Okay, using a fake name is FABULOUS! (but it's not a fake name?)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Nicole Hates Her Boobs, Disses Big-Busted Women. (well considering if i ran i'd instantly be knocked out cold...)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Nicole Asks What Are My Options? (what ARE my options?)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Nicole Goes for Angelina's Throat. (...)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Nicole likes guys who look like they have no blood in em. (gimme the freshly embalmed, please.)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Nicole eats chocolate cock then hops on them and thrusts in circular motions. (sounds just like me!)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Nicole Wears The Pants In This Relationship. (assuming there are pants involved.)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Nicole was arrested for having sex with a 16 year old. (i am a really bad influence.)

So google has some nasty things to say about me